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Have you ever wanted to play a guitar solo so awesome that it gave sexual pleasure to a member of the opposite sex?
No. Because you aren't a member of Steel Panther. But that hasn't stopped one guy from offering lessons which teach you how to do just that.
The Guitar Sex Masterclass - 'How to play guitar solos that sound like pure sexual pleasure and make women crazy', is an online course which claims to teach you how to drive women crazy with your guitar playing.
You still think I'm joking don't you? Well I'm not, here's an excerpt from the blurb on website for the course:
"Remember when you started playing guitar? If you're like most people, you began playing guitar to get a girlfriend.
"Let me tell you a story, many years ago I fantasized about having the power to influence women in powerful ways. I'd wonder, 'What would it be like to have my guitar plugged directly into a woman as I played?'
"For many guitar players, having such powerful abilities to attract the attention of women like that would be the Holy Grail... you have to admit, that would be pretty awesome! Be honest, you know it's true.
"What could possibly be better than attracting the attention of women, impressing women and massively improving your guitar playing at the same time? Answer: Nothing could be better!"
These are the words of teacher Tom Hess, who filmed the course. This is Tom:
Of course, what this doesn't cater for is female guitarists who want to have the same effect on men. Although maybe the skills taught in the course are interchangeable...
The only way to find out is to take the course, and then walk up to random members of the opposite sex in the street and play solos at them.
Actually, I think I might just stay in and play with a Big Muff instead.
You can read more about the Guitar Sex Masterclass on Tom's website. If you dare...
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