10 Great Jokes About Guitarists

Go on, have a laugh at your own expense   22-Sep-12

10 Great Jokes About Guitarists
Ten jokes about guitarists // CC // The Joneses

It's good to laugh at yourself every now and again, so we've brought together ten great guitar jokes which are a little close to home. You never know, there might be some bassists reading who will just be happy not to be the butt of every joke for once.


So here we go, ten jokes about us...

1) What does a Heavy Metal guitarist use for birth control?

His personality.

2) Why do guitarists prefer playing guitar to cycling?

Because with a bike you only get two pedals... 

3) What's the difference between a Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist?

A Rock Guitarist plays four chords to thousands of people, while a jazz guitarist plays thousands of chords to four people! 

4) How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him. 

5) Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?

A: You know it’s coming and there’s nothing you can do about it.


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